“You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, ‘Wow, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!’”

– Dave Barry

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”

– Terry Pratchett

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”

– Josh Billings

“Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them.”

– Jim Davis

“If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.”

– Phil Pastoret

“A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.”

– William Ralph Inge

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

– Charles M. Schulz

“When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.”

– Percy Bysshe Shelley

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

– Will Rogers

“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”

– James Herriot